Seriously, am I the only person in the world still pregnant?

I think everybody that I knew who was pregnant (aside from Karin) and all celebrities gave birth this past week. Even those who were due after me! I'm ready today...got the whole house cleaned yesterday and my hair is washed and straightened and looking good...sooooo anytime now would be good! My contractions actually tapered off lately, so that is not a good sign! Although, with Conner, everything started and ended within 24 hours, so maybe this baby will be the same. I never had one single warm-up contraction with him...just the labor. So I'm just patiently waiting over here...getting a little bored. I have nothing on my calendar right now because I was kind of planning to have a baby.